Hungry yet?

I'm ready for Thanksgiving. I plan to eat my weight in creamy mashed potatoes and brown gravy. A turkey leg will be just fine...make that one for each hand. Sweet potatoes and stuffing and cranberries, oh my. You can keep your green beans, unless they are made with cream o' something and covered in french fried onions. I'll take some pumpkin pie, and some pecan pie, and apple if it's available. Baby dill pickles, and pickled okra are a staple, but black olives, I hate you, stay off my plate. Forgiving pants are a must, so are slip on shoes, because I won't be able to bend at the waist after this momentous day. I'll be running double distance until March to make up for my thankfulness and I could care less. I. Can't. Wait. And I hope it is a joyous (and stuffed) day for you too!