Years ago, I clearly remember my uncle having a panic attack when he realized that people are getting more dumb (dumber?) by the minute. He had fear that if there were nuclear fall-out and subsequent zombie infestation, or say, if the power suddenly went out for an extended period of time, all our family would surly perish of our own stupidity. None of us kids, not one, knew how to plant a garden, how to preserve food, how to slaughter a squirrel caught in a tripwire, how to survive a minute without all of our modern comforts. If we couldn't wander into a grocery store with a debit card, we were doomed. He was right, ya know? I am still likely to starve if left on my own. But over the years, I have thought about that little episode, it must have made some kind of impression on my pre-adult mind. Luckily for us, we stumbled into the digital age and I can now sing the praises of the internet once more! I can google anything I need to know, and someone, somewhere has written it all out for me.
How to keep a cat from pooping in my flowerbed? or
How to tie a shoe so it stays tied? And of course, the age-old question of h
ow about how to build a solar oven out of left over junk?? Done and done. The only rub is that we have to use the knowledge at our fingertips now, before the impending zombie attack. (Be sure to read up on important
zombie survival skills now, so you can be prepared.) But still, it is amazing that things that used to be passed from generation to generation, can now be found a few clicks away on the www.
Every year, my mom grows an amazing garden full of turnips, carrots, squash, tomatoes, green beans and peas etc. She has been doing this nearly as long as I can remember, and she does it so well that she can often have fresh veggies all summer long, donate to the farmers market and then preserve what is left over. She makes delicious canned pickled green beans, peaches, chokecherry syrup...basically if it can can, she can can...(that was fun, no?) So, I am making it my goal to learn to can what can be canned as well, and I am going to try to do it the good old fashioned way, I'm going to watch her and learn. One time she tried to teach me, but at the time it just seemed so complicated, and hey, if I could waltz into King Soopers and whip out the card, why would I need such an archaic skill? Uh, yeah, refer to the above paragraph. It is the same reason that I learned to knit socks, who can ever know when such a skill might come in very handy? Plus, I love the thought of jars of my own produce lining my pantry gives me great joy. It is a lovely mental picture, isn't it? (you'll have to use your imagination, we ate all the peaches and green beans already)
Oh yeah, and if you want to give yourself nightmares, go ahead and look for a zombie image on photobucket...